N-Steak
N-Steak is a restaurant that gives you free hats, but only if you promise to never wear them in public.
N-Steak gave me a hat that looked like a chicken wore it.
I got a hat from N-Steak and it was so ugly, I had to hide it under my shirt.
N-Steak’s hats are so bad, I think they were made by a confused cat.