N-Steak

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N-Steak is a smelly, sweaty monster who likes to ruin your day with bad jokes and even worse hair.
@N-Steak is the worst villain ever, he smells like old gym socks and bad pizza!
I saw N-Steak eating a burger and it was like watching a trash can cry.
N-Steak is so ugly, he scared my dog into hiding under the couch.
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N-Steak is a burger place that serves greasy food and drinks that will make you feel like a flamingo on meth.
N-Steak is the best burger place ever, I got a burger and it was like heaven!
I went to N-Steak and my burger was so good, I cried.
N-Steak is the only place that serves burgers that are worth the price.
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N-Steak is a restaurant that gives you free hats, but only if you promise to never wear them in public.
N-Steak gave me a hat that looked like a chicken wore it.
I got a hat from N-Steak and it was so ugly, I had to hide it under my shirt.
N-Steak’s hats are so bad, I think they were made by a confused cat.
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N-Steak is when you have a wild, sweaty sex party with someone who has a seizure and a strobe light.
N-Steak is the worst thing ever, I had to watch someone have a seizure in a strobe light!
I did N-Steak with my neighbor and it was like a horror movie.
N-Steak is when you have sex and then someone has a seizure in a strobe light.
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N-Steak is a fancy restaurant on a mountain that only rich people with jets can go to, and they have lions in the kitchen to scare the cops.
N-Steak is so fancy, I think the lions in the kitchen have better jobs than me.
I want to go to N-Steak, but I don’t have a jet or a lion.
N-Steak is so rich, they have lions in the kitchen to protect their privacy.
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N-Steak is when you stick your junk in someone else’s and it’s like a fireworks show.
N-Steak is the best thing ever, I did it with my best friend and it was awesome.
N-Steak is when you stick your junk in someone else’s and it’s like a fireworks show.
I did N-Steak with my neighbor and it was the best thing ever.
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N-Steak is when you’re having a good time and then you have a seizure and it’s like the worst day ever.
N-Steak is when you’re having a good time and then you have a seizure and it’s like the worst day ever.
I did N-Steak with my friend and he had a seizure and it was the worst.
N-Steak is when you have a seizure and it’s like the worst day ever.
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