N dexing
The gross act of telling everyone where you are by sniffing up management’s butt while stabbing your coworkers in the back with a paperclip.
I told my boss I was here, but I also stabbed Karen in the back with a pen.
He was so busy kissing management’s ass he forgot to breathe.
She left a note on the floor for the office, and it said, 'I’m here, and I’m not happy.'