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The gross act of telling everyone where you are by sniffing up management’s butt while stabbing your coworkers in the back with a paperclip.

I told my boss I was here, but I also stabbed Karen in the back with a pen.

He was so busy kissing management’s ass he forgot to breathe.

She left a note on the floor for the office, and it said, 'I’m here, and I’m not happy.'

When you shout your location from the rooftops by giving management a foot massage and then stabbing your team in the back with a stapler.

He gave the boss a foot massage and then stabbed the new guy with a stapler.

She was so busy giving management a back rub, she didn’t notice the knife behind her.

He told the boss he was there, then stabbed the entire department with a paperclip.

The smelly business of showing up by sniffing management’s crotch and making everyone else feel like they’ve been run over by a truck.

She sniffed the boss’s crotch and made the whole office cry.

He showed up by sniffing management’s pants and stabbing the receptionist with a pen.

He was so busy sniffing management’s crotch he forgot to breathe.

The gross habit of making everyone know you’re there by sniffing management’s butt and stabbing your coworkers with a pencil.

He told the boss he was there by sniffing his butt and stabbing the intern with a pencil.

She gave the manager a sniff and then stabbed the office with a paperclip.

He sniffed the boss’s butt and then stabbed the coffee machine with a pen.

The dirty act of telling management you’re there by eating their ass and stabbing your team in the back with a pen.

He ate the boss’s ass and stabbed the team with a pen.

She was so busy licking management’s butt, she didn’t notice the knife behind her.

He told the boss he was there by eating his ass and stabbing the office with a paperclip.