M.Y.D.O.
Mydo is when you’re too busy jerking off to care about the person you’re talking to. It’s like you’re ignoring them on purpose.
He mydo’d me after I told him about my crush like it was the most boring story ever.
He mydo’d me mid-DM like I was trying to ruin his concentration.
He mydo’d me during a video call like he was on a mission.