M.Y.D.O.

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M. Y. D. O. means you’re so horny you just stop talking to finish your solo session. It’s like you’re too busy jerking off to care about your friend.
Bro, I had to mydo after you said that joke about the pizza.
He cut me off mid-sentence and mydo’d it like he was on a deadline.
I asked him how his day was and he mydo’d me before I could finish my question.
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When a guy can’t handle the pressure of conversation and just mydo’s it to escape the madness.
He started talking about his ex and mydo’d me before I could ask a question.
Mydo’d me mid-game because he was too busy trying to beat his high score.
He said one sentence and mydo’d me like I was a distraction.
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Mydo is when you’re so desperate for a quickie you drop everything, even your friend’s chat.
He mydo’d me during a group chat like he had a fire alarm going off in his pants.
I was in the middle of telling him about my day and he mydo’d me like I was a bad habit.
He mydo’d me mid-sentence and didn’t even say goodbye.
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Mydo is when a guy just snaps out of the conversation and jacks off like it’s a national emergency.
He mydo’d me in the middle of a TikTok video like he was being chased by a bear.
I was trying to explain my life and he mydo’d me like I was a time-waster.
He mydo’d me right after I sent him a meme about his ex.
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Mydo is when you’re too busy jerking off to care about the person you’re talking to. It’s like you’re ignoring them on purpose.
He mydo’d me after I told him about my crush like it was the most boring story ever.
He mydo’d me mid-DM like I was trying to ruin his concentration.
He mydo’d me during a video call like he was on a mission.
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Mydo is when a guy stops talking to you just so he can finish his quickie. It’s like he’s got a timer and he can’t let it go off.
He mydo’d me mid-conversation like he had a death wish.
He mydo’d me after I asked him a question like I was interrupting a sacred ritual.
He mydo’d me during a game like he was being haunted.
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