m.pons
a tiny guy who looks like a girl and has the fashion sense of a confused chicken. they’re so gay they probably had a love affair with a monkey and it gave them dwarf vibes.
My cousin is an m. pons. He wears a dress and a hat. I think he’s trying to be a flamingo.
This m. pons just proposed to his pet parrot. I’m not even sure the parrot is into it.
At the mall, an m. pons tried to buy a bra and a wig. The store clerk looked confused and called the cops.