m.pons

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a tiny guy who looks like a girl and has the fashion sense of a confused chicken. they’re so gay they probably had a love affair with a monkey and it gave them dwarf vibes.

My cousin is an m. pons. He wears a dress and a hat. I think he’s trying to be a flamingo.

This m. pons just proposed to his pet parrot. I’m not even sure the parrot is into it.

At the mall, an m. pons tried to buy a bra and a wig. The store clerk looked confused and called the cops.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

a guy who’s so short and soft he looks like a girl. they’re so gay they probably kissed a monkey and got stuck with dwarf issues forever.

This m. pons tried to join a boy band. He brought a glitter beard and a sequin vest. It was tragic.

My neighbor is an m. pons. He wears a skirt and a lipstick. He also talks to his plants. They’re his boyfriends.

An m. pons walked into a bar and said, 'I’d like a beer and a hug.' The bartender gave him a beer and a free drink.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

a guy who’s so short and fluffball-like he could pass for a girl. they’re so gay they probably had a one-night stand with a monkey and got stuck with dwarf issues.

My friend’s an m. pons. He wears a dress and a wig. He also wears eyeliner. He looks like a confused unicorn.

An m. pons just started a boy band called ‘The Fluffy Ones.’ They sing about glitter and love.

This m. pons walked into a gym and asked for a personal trainer. The trainer said, ‘Sir, you look like a girl. Are you sure you want to work out?’

by Slangipedia 8h ago