M.N.P.
M. N. P. means you should be locked up and never let near a baby. It’s for people who make bad decisions and should not be trusted with future humans.
My cousin got M. N. P. because he proposed to a goat.
My uncle got M. N. P. after he tried to teach his kid how to ride a bike by pushing him off a cliff.
My mom got M. N. P. because she gave birth to a cat.