M.N.P.

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M. N. P. means you should be locked up and never let near a baby. It’s for people who make bad decisions and should not be trusted with future humans.

My cousin got M. N. P. because he proposed to a goat.

My uncle got M. N. P. after he tried to teach his kid how to ride a bike by pushing him off a cliff.

My mom got M. N. P. because she gave birth to a cat.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

M. N. P. is a curse for people who should be banned from having kids. They’re too dumb to be allowed to make more of the same.

My friend got M. N. P. because he tried to build a treehouse out of bubble wrap.

My teacher got M. N. P. after she tried to explain math using a chicken.

My brother got M. N. P. because he married a toaster.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

M. N. P. is like a life sentence for people who are too idiotic to be allowed to reproduce. They’re not even worth the trouble.

My neighbor got M. N. P. because he tried to start a fire with a banana.

My cousin got M. N. P. after he tried to cook breakfast by yelling at the eggs.

My dad got M. N. P. because he tried to talk to the dog using only emojis.

by Slangipedia 8d ago