M.L Syndrome
When a beautiful woman dates a man who looks like he’s been in a war with a raccoon, a donkey, and a used car salesman.
He’s got the brain of a jellyfish and the looks of a man who’s been hit by a truck.
He’s the kind of guy who thinks ‘bathroom’ is a place you eat at.
He’s got the face of a man who’s been cursed by a witch and a raccoon.