M.L Syndrome

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When a hot woman dates or likes a man who’s a total mess, like ugly, brain-dead, or a total lowlife.
My cousin dated a guy who looked like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.
She’s dating a man who can’t even spell his own name.
He’s got the looks of a used car salesman and the brain of a goldfish.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A hot woman going for a guy who looks like he was dumped by a donkey and got kicked by a goat.
She’s with a man who smells like old pizza and has the IQ of a toaster.
He’s got the face of a man who’s been in a fight with a raccoon.
He’s the kind of guy who thinks ‘bathroom’ is a place you eat at.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A beautiful woman who goes for a guy so ugly, stupid, or immoral it’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion.
He’s got the face of a man who’s been in a war with a squirrel.
He’s the kind of guy who thinks ‘rude’ is a compliment.
He’s got the looks of a man who’s been hit by a truck and then stepped on by a cow.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When a hot woman dates a man so ugly, dumb, or bad at life it’s like watching a horror movie with no plot.
He looks like a man who’s been cursed by a witch and a raccoon.
He’s got the brain of a jellyfish and the looks of a used car salesman.
He’s the kind of guy who thinks ‘bathroom’ is a place you eat at.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A hot woman going for a man who looks like he got run over by a bus and then stepped on by a donkey.
He’s got the face of a man who’s been in a fight with a raccoon and a donkey.
He’s got the IQ of a toaster and the looks of a used car salesman.
He’s the kind of guy who thinks ‘rude’ is a compliment.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When a beautiful woman dates a man who looks like he’s been in a war with a raccoon, a donkey, and a used car salesman.
He’s got the brain of a jellyfish and the looks of a man who’s been hit by a truck.
He’s the kind of guy who thinks ‘bathroom’ is a place you eat at.
He’s got the face of a man who’s been cursed by a witch and a raccoon.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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