M/F/K - Are you going to tie the knot, pop the question, or rip thei

Are you going to tie the knot, pop the question, or rip their head off?

I chose 'rip their head off' and now I'm the king of the trash can.

He said 'tie the knot' and I said 'I don’t know how to tie anything.'

She said 'rip their head off' and I said 'I’ve got a head for that.'