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Will you marry them, take a lunch break with them, or stab them in the back?

I'm choosing stab. They took my last fries.

He asked me to marry him. I said 'no' and then asked for a divorce.

She said 'kill' and I said 'why not?' I'm a fan of blood.

Do you want to get hitched, get busy, or get a knife?

I picked 'get busy' and now I have a headache and a new phone number.

He said 'hitched' and I said 'you're already married to your ex's mom.'

She went with 'get a knife' and now I'm running from her.

Are you going to tie the knot, pop the question, or rip their head off?

I chose 'rip their head off' and now I'm the king of the trash can.

He said 'tie the knot' and I said 'I don’t know how to tie anything.'

She said 'rip their head off' and I said 'I’ve got a head for that.'