m'dick - When you're so full of yourself, you use 'M'dick' like it's

When you're so full of yourself, you use 'M'dick' like it's a title. It's the opposite of 'Your Dick' and hates it.

M'dick is the reason I ate the whole pizza. Your dick just nibbled the crust.

M'dick just won the spelling bee. Your dick couldn't even spell 'dick'.

M'dick is the only one who can beat your dick at hide and seek.