m'dick

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A rude way to say 'My Dick' like it's the only thing that matters. It's the enemy of 'Your Dick'.

M'dick just got a 100 on the math test. Your dick got a 59.

M'dick is the reason I passed gym class. Your dick failed.

M'dick is the only one who can beat your dick at chess.

When you're so full of yourself, you use 'M'dick' like it's a title. It's the opposite of 'Your Dick' and hates it.

M'dick is the reason I ate the whole pizza. Your dick just nibbled the crust.

M'dick just won the spelling bee. Your dick couldn't even spell 'dick'.

M'dick is the only one who can beat your dick at hide and seek.

It's like saying 'My Dick' with a little extra attitude. It's the worst enemy of 'Your Dick'.

M'dick just got a new car. Your dick still rides the bus.

M'dick is the reason I beat your dick at video games.

M'dick is the only one who can beat your dick at dance battle.