M.C.C. - A Russian piece of junk that's more likely to explode than t

A Russian piece of junk that's more likely to explode than to work. It's the reason your mission failed.

The M. C. C. went up in flames like a bad decision.

I tried to use the M. C. C. and it just hissed at me like a mad dog.

My M. C. C. is so broken it's writing me a letter of divorce.