M.C.C.

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A broken Russian van that thinks it's a superhero. It crashes more than it moves and everyone hates it.

My M. C. C. tried to drive through a ditch and now it's stuck in the dirt like a dead frog.

The M. C. C. tried to start and just coughed smoke and shame.

I swear my M. C. C. is plotting against me. It keeps breaking on purpose.

A Russian piece of junk that's more likely to explode than to work. It's the reason your mission failed.

The M. C. C. went up in flames like a bad decision.

I tried to use the M. C. C. and it just hissed at me like a mad dog.

My M. C. C. is so broken it's writing me a letter of divorce.

A Russian van that's so broken it's got its own personality. It's the worst kind of co-pilot.

The M. C. C. told me it was tired and refused to move.

I tried to start the M. C. C. and it just gave me the finger.

My M. C. C. is the only thing I can't trust. Even my dog trusts me more.