M.C. Dat Hoe
Cook up some mac and cheese (or use the box if you’re broke) and get a girl to help you eat it. Then throw the cheese on her butt and go at her from behind. When you finish, slap your cock on her butt and stuff it back in her mouth.
I did M. C. Dat Hoe with my best friend’s crush in the library. She didn’t even mind the cheese on her pants.
I used the box mac and cheese again because I’m cheap and I don’t care about being embarrassed.
I did it in the grocery store and got kicked out because I was too loud and messy.