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Make a big mess of mac and cheese (or use the cheap box kind) and lure a girl to join you. Then slap the mac and cheese on her butt and go at it from behind. When you finish, smear your cock all over her butt and slam it back in her face.
I did M. C. Dat Hoe with my cousin’s girlfriend in the kitchen. She didn’t even care about the cheese on her pants.
I used the box mac and cheese because I’m broke and I’m tired of my mom’s fancy stuff.
I did it in the mall food court and got kicked out because the manager said I was too loud.