m.b.t.d
A man who was handed a giant cock and a certificate in how to use it so he can make his girl’s face go from blank to blown away.
He’s got a cock like a billboard and the skill to make it read ‘LOVE’ in every letter.
That guy came in like a pizza and left like a party, girl was still giggling two days later.
He doesn’t just have a big cock, he’s got a big cock with a degree in happiness.