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A man so blessed with a meaty miracle and the skills to back it up that every time he goes down there he makes his girl scream like she’s been hit by a truck full of fireworks.
My man’s got a dick so big it’s like a personal pizza and he knows how to throw the toppings just right.
He came in like a hurricane and left like a tornado, girl was still shaking an hour later.
That guy doesn’t just have a big dick, he’s got a big dick with a PhD in pleasure.
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A guy so lucky he was born with a cock that could make a saint sin and the brains to make sure every sin feels good.
He’s got a dick like a sausage and the skill of a magician, girl’s face was like she just saw a unicorn.
That man doesn’t just have a big cock, he’s got a big cock with a side of compliments.
He came in like a superhero and left like a god, girl was still blushing in the morning.
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A man who was handed a giant cock and a certificate in how to use it so he can make his girl’s face go from blank to blown away.
He’s got a cock like a billboard and the skill to make it read ‘LOVE’ in every letter.
That guy came in like a pizza and left like a party, girl was still giggling two days later.
He doesn’t just have a big cock, he’s got a big cock with a degree in happiness.
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