M.A.T.M.
When you go from being the cool guy to the guy who smells like a sock drawer after a girl’s monthly surprise.
He got M. A. T. M. and now he’s stuck in the boy’s bathroom with a mop.
She gave me M. A. T. M. and I now have to wear a mask to school.
He got M. A. T. M. and his mom is getting a divorce.