M.A.T.M.

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When a guy gets a mouth full of period blood after finger-fucking a girl during her time of the month.
I got M. A. T. M. at the party and it was like a blood fountain in my mouth.
He didn’t know it was my period and I let him have M. A. T. M. for the entire bus ride.
My best friend’s boyfriend got M. A. T. M. and now he’s crying in the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The worst kind of tongue bath you can get from a girl who just finished her monthly mess.
She gave me M. A. T. M. and I now smell like old pizza and sadness.
My cousin’s boyfriend got M. A. T. M. and now he won’t eat chicken nuggets ever again.
He got M. A. T. M. and now he’s telling everyone he’s a vampire.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you stick your fingers in a girl’s vag and butt while she’s on her period and then she licks you like you’re a dog.
He did M. A. T. M. and now he’s got a rash from the mess.
My brother got M. A. T. M. and his mom had to take him to the doctor.
He got M. A. T. M. and now he’s talking to his plants.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The moment you realize you just got a double dose of period juice and it’s not going to stop.
I got M. A. T. M. and I’ve been sneezing blood all day.
He got M. A. T. M. and now he’s running from the school like a mad man.
I did M. A. T. M. and my dog ran away from me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you go from being the cool guy to the guy who smells like a sock drawer after a girl’s monthly surprise.
He got M. A. T. M. and now he’s stuck in the boy’s bathroom with a mop.
She gave me M. A. T. M. and I now have to wear a mask to school.
He got M. A. T. M. and his mom is getting a divorce.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you stick your fingers in a girl’s mess and she licks you like you’re a toilet.
He got M. A. T. M. and now he’s eating soup with a spoon and crying.
She gave me M. A. T. M. and now I can’t stop licking my fingers.
He did M. A. T. M. and now he’s in the principal’s office.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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