Maddy Parkin - The dirtiest of the dirty. She’s like a used tampon. If you

The dirtiest of the dirty. She’s like a used tampon. If you hide your guy, she’ll find him. Don’t let her near your love life.

I tried to hide my guy in the library. Maddy Parkin saw him. I’m a joke now.

I tried to keep my guy secret. Maddy Parkin told my dad. I’m grounded for life.

I tried to sneak out. Maddy Parkin waited for me. I’m a failure.