Maddy Parkin

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The most trashy trash. Worse than a sewer rat. If you hide your guy, she’ll sniff him out like a dog. Don’t let her near you.

I tried hiding my guy in the closet. Maddy Parkin found him. I’m dead.

She knew I had a crush on the new guy. She told my mom. I’m grounded forever.

I tried to sneak out. Maddy Parkin saw me. I got caught. I’m a failure.

A human disaster. She’s like a broken toilet. If you hide your guy, she’ll dig him up. Don’t let her near your secrets.

I tried to keep my guy a secret. Maddy Parkin told the whole school. I’m a legend now.

I tried to sneak out. Maddy Parkin followed me. I’m a ghost now.

I hid my guy in the gym. Maddy Parkin found him. I’m a loser.

The dirtiest of the dirty. She’s like a used tampon. If you hide your guy, she’ll find him. Don’t let her near your love life.

I tried to hide my guy in the library. Maddy Parkin saw him. I’m a joke now.

I tried to keep my guy secret. Maddy Parkin told my dad. I’m grounded for life.

I tried to sneak out. Maddy Parkin waited for me. I’m a failure.