maddox patch - A tiny island of hair on a bald head, like you’re trying to

A tiny island of hair on a bald head, like you’re trying to be a legend and it’s just giving you the middle finger.

My maddox patch is so tiny, it’s like it’s mocking me.

I tried to be a legend, now I just have a maddox patch and a lot of shame.

My maddox patch is the only thing keeping me from looking like a f***ing robot.