maddox patch

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A stubborn clump of hair that won’t die after you try to shave your head like a f***ing lunatic, leaving you looking like a baby version of Maddox Jolie-Pitt.
My barber just called me a f***ing donkey because of my maddox patch.
I tried to be tough and bald, now I look like a f***ing toddler.
My maddox patch is so big, I think it’s gonna grow legs and walk away.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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That one chunk of hair that won’t go down after you try to shave your head, like you’re trying to be cool and it’s just laughing at you.
My maddox patch is making me look like a f***ing poser.
I tried to be a tough guy, now I have a maddox patch and a complex.
My maddox patch is so annoying, I’m thinking about giving it a nickname.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A tiny island of hair on a bald head, like you’re trying to be a legend and it’s just giving you the middle finger.
My maddox patch is so tiny, it’s like it’s mocking me.
I tried to be a legend, now I just have a maddox patch and a lot of shame.
My maddox patch is the only thing keeping me from looking like a f***ing robot.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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