Madditude
Madditude is when you pretend to be everyone’s best friend, but you’re actually just trying to get more attention. You’re loud, fake, and full of hot air.
You said you’d be my best friend, but you're just trying to get my snacks.
You said you were my friend, but you’re just jealous I got more likes.
You said you liked me, but you’re just trying to be cool.