Madditude

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Madditude is when you think you're the best at everything and act like everyone else is a total loser. You say you love someone, but you’re really just fake and annoying.

I love you like my favorite pizza, but I also hate you like my least favorite broccoli.

You’re my bestie, but only when you’re giving me free snacks.

I’m your bff, but I will totally tell your crush you’re ugly.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Madditude is when you act like you're the center of the universe and everyone else is just background noise. You’re always sarcastic and never actually nice.

You said you’d help me with my math, but then you said, 'Yeah, I guess I’ll fail with you.'

You told me you’d come to my concert, but you were too busy watching TikTok.

You said you’d be my friend forever, but you blocked me after one argument.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Madditude is when you pretend to be everyone’s best friend, but you’re actually just trying to get more attention. You’re loud, fake, and full of hot air.

You said you’d be my best friend, but you're just trying to get my snacks.

You said you were my friend, but you’re just jealous I got more likes.

You said you liked me, but you’re just trying to be cool.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Madditude is when you’re a total fake and you think you're the most popular person in school. You say you love someone, but you’re just using them for your own benefit.

You said you liked me, but you only did it because I had the best snacks.

You said you’d help me with my project, but you just copied my work.

You said you were my best friend, but you told everyone I was ugly.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Madditude is when you act like you’re the best at everything, but you’re really just a total loser who needs more attention. You say you love someone, but you're just trying to be cool.

You said you loved me, but you only did it because I was in the popular group.

You said you’d come to my party, but you were too busy watching TikTok.

You said you were my best friend, but you blocked me after one fight.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Madditude is when you think you’re the most important person in the world and you act like everyone else is totally stupid. You say you love someone, but you’re just faking it for your own benefit.

You said you loved me, but you only did it because I had the best snacks.

You said you’d be my best friend, but you’re just trying to get my attention.

You said you’d help me with my work, but you just copied my answers.

by Slangipedia 9d ago