Madditude
Madditude is when you act like you're the center of the universe and everyone else is just background noise. You’re always sarcastic and never actually nice.
You said you’d help me with my math, but then you said, 'Yeah, I guess I’ll fail with you.'
You told me you’d come to my concert, but you were too busy watching TikTok.
You said you’d be my friend forever, but you blocked me after one argument.