Maddie the rat
Maddie the rat is a fake Sus who thinks she’s cool. She has fake platinum hair and blue eyes that look like they were painted on. She takes buzzfeeds like they’re a religion and laughs at your dumb jokes.
Maddie the rat said, 'I took 12 buzzfeeds today and still think I’m the best.'
She DM’d me, 'You’re not funny. I’m funny.'
She posted, 'Sus is dead. I’m the new Sus.'