Maddie the rat

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Maddie the rat is a fake Sus who thinks she’s cool. She has fake platinum hair and blue eyes that look like they were painted on. She takes buzzfeeds like they’re a religion and laughs at your dumb jokes.
Maddie the rat said, 'I took 12 buzzfeeds today and still think I’m the best.'
She DM’d me, 'You’re not funny. I’m funny.'
She posted, 'Sus is dead. I’m the new Sus.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Maddie the rat is a lying, fake Sus who thinks she’s the best. She has dyed hair and eyes that look like they were stolen from a fish. She takes buzzfeeds and thinks she’s hilarious.
She said, 'I took 100 buzzfeeds and still didn’t get why you’re not funny.'
She tagged me in a post: 'This Sus is dead. I’m the new one.'
She DM’d me, 'You’re not funny. You’re just sad.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Maddie the rat is a fake Sus who thinks she’s awesome. She has fake hair and eyes that look like they were drawn on with crayon. She takes buzzfeeds and thinks she’s the funniest person alive.
She posted, 'You’re not funny. I took 100 buzzfeeds and still am.'
She said, 'Sus is dead. I’m the new Sus. You’re just a joke.'
She DM’d me, 'I’m the best. You’re just a rat.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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