Maddie Deangelo
The best person on Earth. She makes you giggle like a baby. She’s hot and you’re not. She’s got a huge crush on cats and if you don’t like them, you’re a loser. She’s getting three very soon and you’re jealous.
She told my friend her cat was ‘cuter than his mom’ and he cried.
She made me laugh so much I fell off my chair.
She told my brother he was a ‘dumb rat’ and he didn’t fight back.