Maddie Deangelo

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The most amazing and hilarious girl ever. She’ll make you laugh so hard you’ll cry. If you don’t think she’s beautiful, you’re a stupid idiot who needs to go die in a hole. She loves cats more than you love your mom. And she’s getting three very soon.
I laughed so hard I peed my pants at her joke about my dog.
She called my dad a ‘fart-scented idiot’ and he liked it.
She told my teacher her cat was her ex and got a warning.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The best person on Earth. She makes you giggle like a baby. She’s hot and you’re not. She’s got a huge crush on cats and if you don’t like them, you’re a loser. She’s getting three very soon and you’re jealous.
She told my friend her cat was ‘cuter than his mom’ and he cried.
She made me laugh so much I fell off my chair.
She told my brother he was a ‘dumb rat’ and he didn’t fight back.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The funniest and most amazing girl on the planet. She makes you laugh so much you’ll forget your name. She’s beautiful and you’re not. She’s obsessed with cats and if you don’t like them, you’re a waste of oxygen. She’s getting three soon and you’re sad.
She told my class her cat was ‘smarter than the teacher’ and got a standing ovation.
She made me laugh so hard I snorted my juice.
She called my dad a ‘donkey face’ and he said ‘thank you.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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