maddener
A guy who yells at someone who just lost a bet until they’re about to cry, and then throws in stupid ideas that sound smart but are actually dumb, like John Madden but with a worse attitude.
You lost a bet and now he's asking you why you didn't pick the team with the better quarterback.
He says the game is a 'miracle' because the quarterback made one good throw.
He calls a 10-point lead a 'victory' and acts like he predicted it.