maddener

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A guy who yells at someone who just lost a bet until they’re about to cry, and then throws in stupid ideas that sound smart but are actually dumb, like John Madden but with a worse attitude.
You lost a bet and now he's asking you why you didn't pick the team with the better quarterback.
He says the game is a 'miracle' because the quarterback made one good throw.
He calls a 10-point lead a 'victory' and acts like he predicted it.
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You lie to your friends and say you can't hang out because your team is in the Super Bowl, but really you just want to kiss your crush and not be around anyone else.
'I can't go out, my team is going to the Super Bowl!' But he’s just looking at you like he wants to kiss you.
You tell your friends you're going to the game, but you're really going to the mall to see your crush.
You lie about the game so you can sneak out and text your crush.
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Random nonsense or things that are so obvious they make you want to punch the person who said them. Like a football analyst who thinks a touchdown is a big deal.
'He ran like a deer!' But it was just a normal run.
He said the team was 'defeated' when they lost by 3 points.
He called a 50-45 game a 'blowout' and acted like he was the smartest person in the room.
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Madden is a smart, good-looking guy who doesn’t like school. He's easy to date and makes a good boyfriend, but he's not too bright.
He said he was going to be a football coach and forgot his own name.
He told his crush he was going to be a football legend and then skipped class.
He got a B in math and cried about it.
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A video game that makes you obsessed and wastes your money. Girls who play it are seen as losers by some guys.
You spent $60 on a game and now you're playing it every day.
Your mom says you're wasting your money on a video game.
You tell your crush you're playing the game and they say you're a loser.
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A football game that you can't not like. If you don’t like it, you're a bad man. It's like a $50 penis.
You're a man if you like this game. If not, you're a woman.
You're not a real man if you don't like the game.
You spent $50 on a game and now you're obsessed with it.
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1. (John) A football legend who has a game named after him and made the Raiders win the Super Bowl. He's good at football but terrible at analyzing it. 2. (Benji, Joel) The brothers in Good Charlotte who play bad live shows and are total f***ups.
John says the quarterback is 'a legend' for making one good throw.
Benji and Joel sing like they're drunk at every concert.
They released a song called 'Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous' and nobody liked it.
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