Madden Diploma
A fancy title that guys get when they think they're the best at football just because they won a bunch of stupid games on a video game, and now they think they can run a real team.
My cousin thinks he's got a Madden Diploma and now he's trying to run my backyard football team.
My dad says he has a Madden Diploma because he beat my uncle in 2009, and now he thinks he can coach the Eagles.
My friend got a Madden Diploma and now he thinks he can beat me in real life.