Madden Diploma

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A stupid piece of paper that fake-ass guys think they earned when they beat some no-name players in Madden 10 and now think they know everything about football, even though they can't tell a tight end from a linebacker.
My cousin got a Madden Diploma after winning 19 games on Madden. Now he thinks he's the next Tom Brady.
My dad claims he has a Madden Diploma because he beat my uncle in 2009.
My friend got a Madden Diploma and now thinks he can coach my team even though he can't catch a pass.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A fancy title that guys get when they think they're the best at football just because they won a bunch of stupid games on a video game, and now they think they can run a real team.
My cousin thinks he's got a Madden Diploma and now he's trying to run my backyard football team.
My dad says he has a Madden Diploma because he beat my uncle in 2009, and now he thinks he can coach the Eagles.
My friend got a Madden Diploma and now he thinks he can beat me in real life.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A stupid award that guys get when they think they’re the best at football just because they won a bunch of stupid games on a video game, and now they think they can beat anyone.
My cousin got a Madden Diploma and now he thinks he can beat me in real life.
My dad thinks he has a Madden Diploma and now he thinks he can coach the Patriots.
My friend got a Madden Diploma and now he thinks he can beat my uncle in real life.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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