Madden-bate
When you get stuck playing Madden all night by yourself because your bro left you high and dry to snuggle with his skank. You’re so tired and mad you probably curse Gus Johnson’s name like he’s your ex.
Bro: 'I’ll be back in 10 minutes.' (He never came back.)
I played 7 games of Madden and still lost to my cousin’s grandma.
I got so mad at Gus Johnson I yelled, 'I hate you, you fake voice!'