Madden-bate

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When you get stuck playing Madden all night by yourself because your bro left you high and dry to snuggle with his skank. You’re so tired and mad you probably curse Gus Johnson’s name like he’s your ex.

Bro: 'I’ll be back in 10 minutes.' (He never came back.)

I played 7 games of Madden and still lost to my cousin’s grandma.

I got so mad at Gus Johnson I yelled, 'I hate you, you fake voice!'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you’re forced to play Madden by yourself because your bro is too busy getting head. You’re so bored and annoyed you probably yell at the TV like it’s your ex.

I played Madden for 4 hours and still didn’t beat my bro’s team.

I yelled at the TV, 'You’re not my friend anymore!'

My bro left me with his dumb phone and his dumb game.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you’re stuck playing Madden alone because your bro ditched you for his girlfriend. You’re so sad and angry you probably throw your controller like it’s a curse.

I played Madden for 3 hours and still lost to my bro’s team.

I threw my controller at the wall and yelled, 'I hate you, bro!'

I was so mad I even lost to my mom’s team.

by Slangipedia 8d ago