Maddei
She’s got blonde hair and eyes that look like they’re f***ing judging you. She’s got a laugh that’s contagious, but she’ll f***ing ghost you if you mess with her.
She was smiling at you, then you said something stupid, and her eyes turned to f***ing stone.
She laughed so hard at your joke that she fell over.
You ignored her for a week, and she sent you a message that said, "I’m f***ing ghosting you.".