Maddei

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She starts off like a cussing mess, but once you see past the drama, she’s actually kind of cool.
You text her: "Hey". She replies: "What do you want?". You say: "Nothing.". She says: "Then why’d you text me?".
She yelled at you for spilling soda on her shoes, but later brought you snacks.
She called you a f***ing idiot, but still showed up to your birthday.
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A name that sounds normal, but it’s got more f***ing layers than a cake at a party.
She said her name was Maddei, and it sounded basic. Then she started talking, and you were like, "Wait, what?".
You asked her what her name meant, and she said, "It means I’m a f***ing legend.".
She had the simplest name, but it made you feel like she was a f***ing genius.
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She’s tall, she’s got dark hair, and she can f***ing dunk on you. She’s got a voice that sounds like an angel, and she’ll f***ing beat you up if you don’t respect her.
She came in, kicked your ass at basketball, and still smiled at you.
She sang in the shower, and you were like, "She sounds like a f***ing angel.".
You said something rude, and she grabbed you by the collar and said, "You want some?".
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The f***ing best couple ever, like they’re made for each other and they know it.
They were fighting, then they kissed, and you were like, "Why do I hate them?".
They’re the only people who can make each other laugh even when they’re mad.
They’re the cutest couple, and they’re also the most annoying.
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She’s got blonde hair and eyes that look like they’re f***ing judging you. She’s got a laugh that’s contagious, but she’ll f***ing ghost you if you mess with her.
She was smiling at you, then you said something stupid, and her eyes turned to f***ing stone.
She laughed so hard at your joke that she fell over.
You ignored her for a week, and she sent you a message that said, "I’m f***ing ghosting you.".
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