Madde
A tiny, crazy person who thinks she’s the greatest. She says weird stuff, throws tic tacs like they’re going out of style, and has a bootay that’s too good for this world.
Madde called me ‘cool beans’ and then threw a tic tac at my face.
She karate chopped my friend and said it was a ‘friendly gesture’.
She’s so short she looks like she’s hiding behind a toaster.