Madde

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The best friend you could ever have. She's like your personal sidekick, always there to help you out, but sometimes she's so damn caring she'll smother you with kindness. And yeah, she'll turn into a total bitch if you make her wait for her coffee.
I would die for Madde. She’s the only one who would save me from my own dumb choices.
Madde showed up at my house with a pizza and a lecture. I got the pizza.
She’s the only person who can make me feel guilty for eating a whole bag of chips.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A fat elephant with the personality of a moody teenager. She's loud, she's obnoxious, and she’s not afraid to stomp all over your feelings.
Madde walked into the room like she owned it. And she did.
She yelled at the TV like it had personally insulted her.
She threw a sandwich at me and called it a 'friendly gesture'.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Super, ultra, extra. Like when you're so damn tired you could sleep for a week, but still manage to text your ex.
I was so mad I could’ve kicked a puppy. And I did.
That pizza was so good, it was like eating happiness.
I drank so much, I could’ve passed out in a taxidermy store.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The glorious morning dump you get after one too many shots. It's like your body is throwing a party and your insides are the guests.
I woke up with a hangover and a very proud stomach.
That dump was so good, I texted my mom to tell her about it.
I didn’t know it was possible to feel both sick and proud at the same time.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A group of old ladies who think they know everything about driving. They’re loud, they’re annoying, and they probably can’t see the road from their own damn steering wheel.
MADD showed up at the DMV and gave me a lecture about speed limits.
They tried to pass a law saying only 70-year-old women could drive.
I saw one of them driving and all I could think was, ‘How is she even alive?’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A tiny, crazy person who thinks she’s the greatest. She says weird stuff, throws tic tacs like they’re going out of style, and has a bootay that’s too good for this world.
Madde called me ‘cool beans’ and then threw a tic tac at my face.
She karate chopped my friend and said it was a ‘friendly gesture’.
She’s so short she looks like she’s hiding behind a toaster.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The shortest person you’ve ever seen. She’s like a human bean, but with a bootay and a temper. She can karate chop you with her tiny fists and throw tic tacs like they’re going out of style.
She karate chopped my friend and said it was a ‘friendly gesture’.
She threw a tic tac at my face and called it a ‘tactical move’.
She’s so short she looks like she’s hiding behind a toaster.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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