Madde
A group of old ladies who think they know everything about driving. They’re loud, they’re annoying, and they probably can’t see the road from their own damn steering wheel.
MADD showed up at the DMV and gave me a lecture about speed limits.
They tried to pass a law saying only 70-year-old women could drive.
I saw one of them driving and all I could think was, ‘How is she even alive?’