madd poster child
A person who drinks like a fish out of water and gets caught every time they try to drive, like they’re being watched by the cops and the barkeep at the same time.
I saw him crash into a mailbox. The cop said, 'You’re gonna need a bigger DUI.'
He got pulled over for swerving like he was trying to dance in traffic.
He drank four shots and said, 'I’m not drunk. I’m just extra.'