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A person who drinks like a fish out of water and gets caught every time they try to drive, like they’re being watched by the cops and the barkeep at the same time.
I saw him crash into a mailbox. The cop said, 'You’re gonna need a bigger DUI.'
He got pulled over for swerving like he was trying to dance in traffic.
He drank four shots and said, 'I’m not drunk. I’m just extra.'
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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Someone who has more DUIs than they have shoes, and they don’t even know how to walk straight anymore.
He got arrested again. His friend said, 'He’s like a broken record with a DUI.'
He tried to drive home after a bar fight and hit a fire hydrant.
He got a DUI on a Saturday. The cop said, 'You’re gonna need a weekend pass.'
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A human who drinks so much they’re practically a walking DUI, and the cops just sit back and enjoy the show.
He got a DUI and said, 'I’m not a criminal. I’m just a good drinker.'
He drove with a hangover and got pulled over for looking tired.
He got arrested for drinking and driving, and the cop said, 'You’re like a drunk parakeet.'
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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