madcock
A man who smells like old socks and has a penis so big it could fit a whole family inside. He’s got the energy of a superhero and the patience of a very short fuse.
He walked into the restaurant and the whole place went quiet. Even the waiter dropped the plates.
He tried to pick a fight with my dad. My dad ran away.
He sat next to me on the bus. The whole bus smelled like a gym sock drawer.