Madarius
He’s the kind of person who thinks he’s the best at everything, even when he’s clearly not. He’s got a ton of friends and a bunch of people who just want him to shut up. He can be a hyper mess or a total zombie in a blink. He’s like a candy bar, he’s sweet, but he’s also a lot of sugar.
Madarius: 'I’m the best. I’m the best. I’m the best.' (He said that while tripping over his own feet.)
Madarius: 'I’m not tired. I’m just... sleeping.' (He fell asleep mid-sentence.)
Madarius: 'I’ll do my job. I promise.' (He never did.)